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...right now he's being scarred by a pokemon.....

It's pretty sad when your family reunions are spent at a cemetary, Kadino.

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NO! Well, yes... but then, kinda... and... probably, with...

(Actually I'm starting to write a huge... well I guess it really wouldn't be a fanfic, just a normal psycho-bizarro-novel-thing ...on the whole Kadino character and I want to include a lot of the people here in it in some fashion, but I can't seem to decide what forum category to put it in :P plus all that would include a horribly awful childhood)

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.....true....yay! (gaily, stupidly) gOoD JoB PiKaChu!! Go PoKeBaLl!!! *fd throws a pokeball at kadino. the gay, "did I get it" cinema shows*

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I find cemetaries quite cheerful actually, with the zombies that always seem to show up just as I arrive and all... Good company once you beat out all those nasty habits like trying to eat brains and non-vital body parts.

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Interesting...

(HA! That sounds great, we'l finally learn just how screwed up you are... or hat made you screwed up.
My best guess on where to put it would be Main Forum or My Stuff.... Personally I'd say Main.)

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okay...that whole pokemon thing really made me feel stupid.....okay....so....when you were at that cemetary, you didn't happen to find my sanity....did you?

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Well, I still do have a stron hatred of various hats... damned things are quite annoying when the most sensitive part of your body is being CRUSHED under the unbearable weight of OUNCES of tanned leather :P

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But is that really why you hate hats? I think i may go down deeper then that. Were you ever nearly suffocated by a hat?

I'd say something like that would best go in My Stuff.

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Hey, I'd like to see YOU find hats that are too small for a freaking halfling to wear on their HUGE heads, and don't get me started on halflings! Grr...

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hmm...I'm...sensing some ill will towards....halflings.....tell us.....tell us your thoughts on halflings.

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*Rolls in through the door, and smashes into a table. Laying upside down with her tail and legs in the air, she laughs.*

Dr. pepper, does anyone have some Dr. Pepper?

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uh....sure. *fd takes out a bottle. he drinks it all* why? did you want some?

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*After ignoring all halfling-related comments nearby casts another jive-inducing spell on the jukebox causing it to play "Kung Fu Fighting" (Carl Douglas)*

* Leans back on his bar stool, points the remote at the jukebox, hits the stop button, and waits for a reaction.*

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*Keeps on humming the theme*

Oh, oops, sorry...

*Switches to humming "King Tut" (SNL)*

...Don't you ever get agitated? *Turns the jukebox's volume up to its max while it's stopped, and hits play.*

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Nah-Nah-nah
Nah-Nah-Nah
Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-nah
Nah-Nah-Nah-Ni-Nah-Nah-nah
King Tut

Now when he was a young man,
He never thought it obscene,
That people stand in line to see the boy king,
King Tut

How'd you get so funky-Funky Tut
then you do the monkey
Born in Arizona, moved to Babalonia
King Tut

Now if I'd known that I'd lineup just to see him
I'd taken all that money and bought me a museum
King Tut

Buried with a donkey, Funky tut
He's my favorite Honky

Born in Arizona, moved to Babalonia
King Tut

Dancin by the nile, Disco Tut
Ladies love his style, Boss Tut

Rocking for a mile, Rockin Tut
Ate a crocodile

Golden Idols

He's an Egyptian!

Now when I die, now don't think I'm a nut
don't want a fancy funeral, just one like ol' king tut

*Trails off...*

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*Mav walks back in an sits down at the bar, having himself a unusual drink for him... and orange juice...*

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Kenshin: Yup....At least she can't kill me...

Me:*falls asleep.*

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"Hey... she's passed out... or asleep... How about we throw her in the closet to keep her contained?"

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Darn... nobody to talk to again...

Anyway I'll be trying to be back in maybe five or six hours to converse more. I do so enjoy you people (usually :P).

7;-11

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*walks in* *sits down*

*kills you all*

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Lighten up?!

GXF is convinced I'm in love with MACK!

:'(

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Don't you read threads? Go read the last page of...My life sucks.

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Yeah, we should...

*takes those two*

Haha...die, Mack!

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"So you're killing people because you're angry... not good if I say so myself." *Mav sips at his Guiness*

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Gah, why else would people kill?

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You know what, I LOVE YOU ALL

HA HA HA HA HA HA

...no really I do.

And on a more serious note I think you should all know that I have secretly been seeing Mack for a long time now. He just hasnt told anybody about it...

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Ha, I knew it.

Mack's a triple-timer!

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"Well.. Nem comes out! Uhh... case closed."

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*Storms in* NEM! I knew you would be jealous of Wolf, butI didn't think you would go as afr as Lie t get what you wanted.
I'm afraid it wasn't meant to be Nem, I'm sorry.

Hey.. I never said I wasn't in love with ZeldaGal just that Wolf is in love with me :D

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Oh yeah Maverick? Did I ever actually tell you I was male? HUH? ...well I probably have but thats not the point

the point is YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING

*runs off cackling*

edit: MACK! how could you. We had such plans, we were gonna buy a dog and everything :(

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I AM NOT!

*kills Mack* You're the one in love! YOU implied it in the first place!

"Wow... this is getting heated up..." *Mav notices the steam forming in the room*